Happy Halloween from Team TS!

October 24, 2018

Who doesn’t love a good dad joke? In light of the Halloween season, we’ve compiled some of our favorite dad jokes so you can be the bearer of this year’s worst jokes. Ready? Let’s get to the spooky, cheesy stuff!

Q: Why are ghosts the messiest eaters?

A: Because they’re always ‘a goblin.’


Q: Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?

A: Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.


Q: What are a ghost’s favorite kind of street?

A: A dead end.


Q: What did the ghoul say to the barista?

A: “Scream and sugar, please.”


Q: What do ghosts eat for breakfast?

A: BOO-berries!


Q: Why did the vampire start taking medicine?

A: To stop his ‘coffin.’


Q: What can you not give the headless horseman?

A: A headache.


Q: Where do ghosts like to go on vacation?

A: Mali-BOO!


Q: What do you call a monster who poisons the corn flakes?

A: A ‘cereal’ killer.


Q: What is a ghost’s favorite food?

A: A ham-BOOger!


Q: Where are most ghosts from?

A: North and South ‘Scare’-o-lina.


Q: What do you call a skeleton who is a detective?

A: Sherlock Bones.


Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

A: He didn’t have the guts.


Q: What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his home?

A: A grave problem.


Q: Who is a monster’s favorite band?

A: The ‘BOOs’ Brothers.


Now that we’ve got the bad jokes out of the way, here is a good one. If you haven’t heard of the famed abominable snowman prank, well…you’re welcome. Enjoy!

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This post was written by Matt Hepner