Tile Puns: Laughter is the Best Medicine

June 4, 2019

One of the mantras we live and work by is: “if you can’t laugh, what can you do?” That being said, humor is a daily necessity for Team TS! Over the course of the last 25 years, we have found that a healthy work/life balance comes from a slew genuine teamwork mixed with some lighthearted, good fun.

Truly, laughter is the best medicine. In fact, studies show that laughter boosts the immune system, burns calories, and relaxes the body. Aside from the mental and physical health benefits of laughter, the connection that Team TS finds while sharing a funny moment is unmatched.

Previously, we wrote a blog dedicated to grout puns. With so many people telling us how much they enjoyed it, we had to come back for a reboot! So, today, we are going to spread the love a bit further and share some of our favorite tile puns! Are you ready for some punny jokes? (see what we did there)

Here we go…

The best movie tile puns

  1. Star Floors
  2. The Green Tile
  3. Planet of the Floors
  4. Floorfellas
  5. 8 Tile
  6. Floor Story

The best song flooring puns

  1. The Beatles- When I’m Sixty-Floor
  2. Bob Marley- Three Little Tiles
  3. Queen- Another Floor Bites the Dust
  4. Jason Mraz- 93 Million Tiles
  5. Smashing Pumpkins- Once in a Tile

The best tile pun movie quotes

  1. “Where we’re going, we don’t need floors.”
  2. “Here’s looking at you, tile.”
  3. “My mama always said life was like a box of tiles.”
  4. “There’s no crying in flooring!”
  5. “May the floors be with you.”
  6. “Say hello to my little tile.”

Random flooring puns we love

  1. Twenty-Floor Seven
  2. What wood you do?
  3. Floor Seasons
  4. The Fantastic Floor
  5. Mosaic ain’t so!
  6. One floor all and all floor one!
  7. Hello, is it me you’re looking floor?

Have some hilarious tile or floor puns that we missed? Send them our way!

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This post was written by Aida Barroso